The Health Inspector Who Shut Down my Taco Truck is Part of the Deep State

The complaints about squirrel meat in our food are a liberal hoax

Earlier this week a Deep State™ health inspector shut down my business. Can you believe it?! A few complaints from some democRATS about the actual rats that may or may not have been eating out of our shredded cheese trough and next thing I know some poindexter with a clipboard is telling me my family business is “a menace to public health.”

They said until I could show that my taco truck could be run without putting lives at risk that I had to close down. I’m sorry, wat? I thought this was America, not communist China!

So what if 3% of my customers die of foodborne illnesses? That means 97% survive! You’re going to shut down my business over a lousy 3%? What gives you the right to do that?

Well I’m not going to stand for this. I’m gonna bust out my best G.I. Joe cosplay and march down to the capitol building to demand justice. Give me liberty and give me death!

Thank you for coming to my Ed Talk.