Monday Music: Dissecting "Low" by Flo Rida

What the Hell kinda outfit is this woman wearing?

According to the influential late 21st century philosopher, Flo Rida, Shawty had them Apple Bottom Jeans and boots with the fur. But she also, allegedly, had them baggy sweat pants and the Reeboks with the straps.

How does this work exactly? Was she wearing a boot on one foot and a Reebok on the other? But these are both described as plural so did she just have the matching footwear attached at the shoe laces or something?

And were the sweat pants worn over the jeans? If so, how would anyone know she was wearing the jeans? They were baggy, so maybe they were slipping down enough to reveal the jeans?

It’s no small wonder that everyone in the club was looking at her. I mean, this woman had to be plastered on a legendary scale.

Anyway, here’s an amazing bluegrass cover version of the song in question.

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